Let's get real! You know we shave all the things. Legs. Pits. Downstairs. Toe hair. Don't lie. You know you do. Get you some Coochy shave cream for a smooth ride. Pair with Choochy After Shave Protection Mist for no itchy bumps.

Friction is always more fun with slip. Sensuva Hybrid Personal Moisturizer is the best of both worlds water-based with the non-sticky slip of a silicone lube that doesn't ruin your silicone toys.

You know what I'm talking about. It's great in the moment but then you're walking around with a gooey mess between your legs. If you can't get to the shower right away, Awkward Essentials Dripsticks are here to save the day.